STOP PRESS: DH proposes catheter for GP retention crisis

It has emerged in the last few hours that the Deportment of Healthiness have hatched a new, yet flawed plan to tackle issues with GP retention. Health minister Baron Why told our investigator, “With my extensive knowledge of health care and medicine it is my understanding that retention is cured a catheter. We shall therefore be passing a catheter into general practice.”

Opposition spokesman Burny Andrew remarked, “Just what does he hope to use as Instillagel?”

Politician-slayer, Georgie de Stephanio tweeted, “Is this some kind of joke?” whilst an unnamed member of a white middle class focus group told us, “I think that GPs need a catheter. What is a catheter, by the way?”


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