STOP PRESS: GPs tell peers to stop whining about how hard it is to be in House of Lords

In a new development, GPs from around the country are urging peers of the realm to stop complaining about what a difficult job it is being an Earl and finding fault with commoners.

“Don’t they realise that if they court the press and spend time meddling no-one is ever going to want to be a peer. What would happen if people stopped sucking up in order to get knighted?” asked one GP who refused to be named, “perhaps peers should just stick to ensuring the upper house keeps an eye on the legislative process, instead of complaining how much their ermine itches?”

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